1. Huck: “I don’t want Christmas time. I want punching time!”

punching time

2. Alma: “Can I change my name to Bagheera?”

bagheera

3. Alma: “My bum is saying it wants to sit down.”

talking bum

4. Alma while looking at a picture of me as a baby: “So, I was in your tummy then?”

5. Alma: “Can you write me a good letter to Santa?” Me: “Of course, I will make sure it’s a comprehensive list.” Alma: “‘Cause, sometimes I’m good. Sometimes I’m bad. So, you can make it a GOOD letter?” Me: “Uhhhh, not how it works.”

6. Alma: “Am I Indian?” (Huh?)

7. Huck on what we should all be for Halloween: “I’ll be Batman. Daddy is Spiderman. Alma is Engine Turtle. You are Human Cat.” (I told him once I could be Catwoman.)

human cat

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