The latest addition to my toddler’s lexicon, “No way!”

huck no way

Huck squeezing the living daylights out of the toothpaste while yelling, “NO WAY!”

This morning he was berating me using many variations.

“NO WAY, NO!”

“No way, no mama!”

The funny thing is that all I was doing was asking if he wanted to go downstairs or go find daddy or sit on the bathroom counter. Apparently these questions made him IRATE.

I kind of want to start using this when anyone asks me to do something I don’t want to do.

“You need to add this story to your newscast.”

“NO WAY!”

“Would you like to come to my crap selling party and buy a bunch of stuff you don’t want so I can make money while you hang out with a bunch of other chicks I suckered into it?”

“NO WAY, NO!”

Facebook should add a No Way button.

Sports-related post. Self-aggrandizing post. Workout post. Please join my cause and contribute money to it post. I look better in a bikini than you post.

“NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAY MAMA!”

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